Matte-matics!

Isang gabi after eating dinner...

Me: Bebe, pa-polish na natin ang singsing natin para maalis mga gasgas.
Bert: Oo nga pag-uwi natin sa Pilipinas.
Me: Sige sa December.
Bert: Hmmm okay kaya paiba natin? Ayoko na ng matte eh.
Me: Huh? Ok nga ang matte kasi pag hindi, masyado makintab.
Bert: Ayoko na kasi ng matte eh.. Science kaya?

Duh.

Beans at Mang Tomas

While eating chicken dipped in Mang Tomas Sauce, may nag-comment:

Bert: Bakit ba Mang Tomas ang brand nito? Dapat sa dami na ng pera nya at yaman nya eh Don Tomas na dapat, diba?
Kami: (kain lang... gutom eh. di kaya i-absorb ang ka-corny-han)

Hehe.

One day naman, habang kumakain kami sa Kopitiam...

Jho: Kuya Lucio gusto mo ng beans, ayoko nito eh
Lucio: Sige, mamya kunin ko.
Bert: Ako ayoko ng beans. Lagi yan hinahanap eh.
Kami: Huh?
Bert: Diba? Where have you beans?

Duh. Gutom lang yan.

Bugis trip

While strolling along Bugis, may humirit ng 3 beses.

May nakita kami nagtatattoo ng henna.
Bert: Ayoko magpa-Henna!
Me: Bakit? Ako rin ayoko.
Bert: Eh nakakatanggal ng lakas yan eh!
Me: Bakit naman?
Carlo: Hehe di mo gets ate?
Me: Huh?
Bert: Henna? Nakaka-henna kaya ng katawan yan!

Duhders. Isa pa.

Tumitingin sila ng mga watches, iba ibang brand -- Armani, Guess, Tommy, Fossil...
Nagyaya si Carlo sa Rado.
Bert: Ayoko jan.
Carlo: Ah ayaw mo?
Bert: Oo hindi nabubuksan yan eh. Sa-Rado!

Ngok. Isa pa. Isa pa.

Sa elevator habang pababa kmi from 3rd floor.
Sabi ng engliserong elevator: 2nd storey.
Bert: Di pa tayo dito. Pangalawang istorya pa lang.

Uwi na tyo. Antok lng yan!

Katono

While watching a singing contest in TV, may humirit:

Bert: Ganyan din kataas ang boses ko nung bata ako!
Me: I'm sure!
Bert: Oo nga! Yung sa kanya nga lang nasa tono, sakin wala!

Buti alam mo! Haha mwah!

My Poem

I was inspired by Bert's poem so I searched for my poem sa internet where I can replace words kagaya ng "poem" nya.

Here it goes:

Said the first little bird "I'm thirsty as I can be"
Said the second little bird "I'm hungry too, dear me"
Said the third little bird "Who can tell where we will go?"
Said the fourth little bird "I'm sure I don't know"

So gusto nyo The Hair?

Said the first little HAIR "I'm thirsty as I can be"
Said the second little HAIR "I'm hungry too, dear me"
Said the third little HAIR "Who can tell where we will go?"
Said the fourth little HAIR "I'm sure I don't know"

=)

The Hair

While waiting for our facial appointment, may tumula:
(I searched for this poem in the internet)

The Hair

Of all the HAIR that I ever did see;
The Hair is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Sabi ko, Huh? Ano yan? Tapos sabi nya. Gusto mo iba naman? The Nose?


The Nose

Of all the NOSE that I ever did see;
The Nose is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Hahaha... tawa na ako ng tawa so I searched the internet for the "poem".

Eto pala ang original:


Of all the BIRDS that I ever did see;
The Owl is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Gusto mo The Ear? Hehehe. =)

Pambata

Habang nagpapahinga...

Bert: Sige pahinga ka muna dyan. Nood muna ako ng movie ko.
Me: Anong panoorin mo?
Bert: Yung kagabi na hindi ko natapos. Yung pambata.
Me: Cartoons?
Bert: Hindi. Yung pambata. Yung kay Nicholas Kids.

Nyahhahahah!

Scary Mustard

I told Bert about a story I've read about Emilio Aguinaldo.
Naoperahan pala siya sa appendix and later, it was found out that doctors left a piece of gauze in his stomach.

Bert: Gauze? Edi nakakatakot pala ang nangyari sa kanya?
Me: Oo naman sayo ba naman mangyari yun e.
Bert: Eh ano binabalikan ba daw sya? Dinadalaw pa rin?
Me: Huh?
Bert: Diba gauze? Nakakatakot yun diba?

The Ghost. Nyahhh.

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Gumagawa ako ng sandwich this morning.
I'm making two - one for Bert and one for Carlo.

Bert: Hindi ba nakakapagod gumawa ng sandwich?
Me: Hindi naman.
Bert: Hmmmm... eh diba pag nilagyan mo ng MUSTARD, nakakapagod?

Whatever. Must tired. Ngok!

He's back!

I'm back with a post :)

Watching a telenovela, Lucio commented:
Lucio: Alam mo kung sino ginagaya nyan?
Bert: Sino?
Lucio: Si Chikito, diba?
Bert: Di naman eh.
Lucio: Si Chikito nga o!
Bert: Baka si Chiki-three!

Ngok! Ngok!

Contact lens at Sopas

May bagong contact lens ang housemate namin na c J.
Bert: Oi ganda ng contact lens mo ah. Anong grade nyan?
J: Nasa 200 or 250 ata kuya.
Bert: Ah bakit hindi grade 7?
J: Huh? Eh yun ang sukat ko eh.
Bert: Dapat grade 7 para marunong ka na magbasa!
Ngok!

One lunch time, nagluluto ako ng sopas.
Bert: Ano food mo ngayon?
Me: Luto ako ng sopas.
Bert: Ah oo ok yan. Mabilis! (So fast?)

Oo nga naman. :)