Monday, October 24, 2011

Sari sari

Nasira ang TV namin sa sala so may kunyaring nagrereport... (with voice projection)

Bert: Eto na po ang ulo ng balita. Sa ulo ng balita, may buntot ang balita.

Duh.

Tapos nagtanong ang bata.

Bert: Sinong artista ang nag-kakarate pero ginawin?
Me: Huh? Sino yun?
Bert: Edi c Jacket Chan!

Ngok ngok.

Isa pa. Sabi nya (talking out TOO loud hehe)

Bert: Hmmm kaya pala lagi tinatanong ang araw noh. Kasi Whens-day. Lagi tinatanong kung kelan.
Me: (dedma)

Pero in fairness, may point naman hehe! =)

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Weirdo

While bumming around the house,

Bert: Alam mo bang nagsimula ako sa WERDO?
Me: Weirdo? (thinking namali lang sya ng pronunciation)
Bert: Werdo!
Me: Huh?
Bert: Nagsimula ako sa Werdo... (sabay kanta) Where do I begin?*

Duh.

*Love Story

Where do I begin?
To tell the story of how great a love can be
The sweet love story that is older than the sea
The simple truth about the love she brings to me
Where do I start?