Beans at Mang Tomas

While eating chicken dipped in Mang Tomas Sauce, may nag-comment:

Bert: Bakit ba Mang Tomas ang brand nito? Dapat sa dami na ng pera nya at yaman nya eh Don Tomas na dapat, diba?
Kami: (kain lang... gutom eh. di kaya i-absorb ang ka-corny-han)

Hehe.

One day naman, habang kumakain kami sa Kopitiam...

Jho: Kuya Lucio gusto mo ng beans, ayoko nito eh
Lucio: Sige, mamya kunin ko.
Bert: Ako ayoko ng beans. Lagi yan hinahanap eh.
Kami: Huh?
Bert: Diba? Where have you beans?

Duh. Gutom lang yan.

Bugis trip

While strolling along Bugis, may humirit ng 3 beses.

May nakita kami nagtatattoo ng henna.
Bert: Ayoko magpa-Henna!
Me: Bakit? Ako rin ayoko.
Bert: Eh nakakatanggal ng lakas yan eh!
Me: Bakit naman?
Carlo: Hehe di mo gets ate?
Me: Huh?
Bert: Henna? Nakaka-henna kaya ng katawan yan!

Duhders. Isa pa.

Tumitingin sila ng mga watches, iba ibang brand -- Armani, Guess, Tommy, Fossil...
Nagyaya si Carlo sa Rado.
Bert: Ayoko jan.
Carlo: Ah ayaw mo?
Bert: Oo hindi nabubuksan yan eh. Sa-Rado!

Ngok. Isa pa. Isa pa.

Sa elevator habang pababa kmi from 3rd floor.
Sabi ng engliserong elevator: 2nd storey.
Bert: Di pa tayo dito. Pangalawang istorya pa lang.

Uwi na tyo. Antok lng yan!

Katono

While watching a singing contest in TV, may humirit:

Bert: Ganyan din kataas ang boses ko nung bata ako!
Me: I'm sure!
Bert: Oo nga! Yung sa kanya nga lang nasa tono, sakin wala!

Buti alam mo! Haha mwah!

My Poem

I was inspired by Bert's poem so I searched for my poem sa internet where I can replace words kagaya ng "poem" nya.

Here it goes:

Said the first little bird "I'm thirsty as I can be"
Said the second little bird "I'm hungry too, dear me"
Said the third little bird "Who can tell where we will go?"
Said the fourth little bird "I'm sure I don't know"

So gusto nyo The Hair?

Said the first little HAIR "I'm thirsty as I can be"
Said the second little HAIR "I'm hungry too, dear me"
Said the third little HAIR "Who can tell where we will go?"
Said the fourth little HAIR "I'm sure I don't know"

=)

The Hair

While waiting for our facial appointment, may tumula:
(I searched for this poem in the internet)

The Hair

Of all the HAIR that I ever did see;
The Hair is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Sabi ko, Huh? Ano yan? Tapos sabi nya. Gusto mo iba naman? The Nose?


The Nose

Of all the NOSE that I ever did see;
The Nose is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Hahaha... tawa na ako ng tawa so I searched the internet for the "poem".

Eto pala ang original:


Of all the BIRDS that I ever did see;
The Owl is fairest by far to me.
For all day long she sits on the tree.
And when the night comes , flies away she.

Gusto mo The Ear? Hehehe. =)

Pambata

Habang nagpapahinga...

Bert: Sige pahinga ka muna dyan. Nood muna ako ng movie ko.
Me: Anong panoorin mo?
Bert: Yung kagabi na hindi ko natapos. Yung pambata.
Me: Cartoons?
Bert: Hindi. Yung pambata. Yung kay Nicholas Kids.

Nyahhahahah!