Scary Mustard

I told Bert about a story I've read about Emilio Aguinaldo.
Naoperahan pala siya sa appendix and later, it was found out that doctors left a piece of gauze in his stomach.

Bert: Gauze? Edi nakakatakot pala ang nangyari sa kanya?
Me: Oo naman sayo ba naman mangyari yun e.
Bert: Eh ano binabalikan ba daw sya? Dinadalaw pa rin?
Me: Huh?
Bert: Diba gauze? Nakakatakot yun diba?

The Ghost. Nyahhh.

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Gumagawa ako ng sandwich this morning.
I'm making two - one for Bert and one for Carlo.

Bert: Hindi ba nakakapagod gumawa ng sandwich?
Me: Hindi naman.
Bert: Hmmmm... eh diba pag nilagyan mo ng MUSTARD, nakakapagod?

Whatever. Must tired. Ngok!